Kyle Yeomans is a 23-year-old man who learned a very important lesson while visiting a strip joint called “Derriere’s Gentleman’s Club” in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. According to USA Today on Monday, the Florida resident pointed out a stripper’s “muffin top,” telling her that she needed to “go to the gym and lose weight.” The stripper, estimated by Yeomans to weight approximately 115-120 lbs., then proceeded to strike the man, doing some extra damage with a ring she was wearing. She beat the man a total of four times in the face.
The man, self-described as very intoxicated, did not want to press charges, but he wanted a report filed about the incident. He sustained facial wounds that were observed by the police to substantiate the blows he claimed to have received from the offended stripper. He said she had been annoying him by trying to talk to him.
Perhaps it is a good thing that he did not pursue charges against this woman because it may have been difficult to seat an impartial jury of her peers. No woman sitting on that jury would be able to feel sorry for this obviously obnoxious man who insulted a woman whose body he paid money to take advantage of in the most sexist of ways.
Then, there’s that “muffin top” comment he used in the description of the perpetrator. Do you know what a muffin top is? The Urban Dictionary describes it as follows.
Muffin-Top is a word used to describe the strange and bizarre waist scrunching effect that results when females wear tight fitting, low-rise/hip-hugger pants along with small-sized, navel exposing, mid-riff tops.
The explanation goes on to talk about how this is much worse in heavier women, but any woman can have the same effect in the same style of clothes unless they are emaciated. Anyway, if Yeomans tried to charge this poor stripper, that comment alone might land HIM in prison for life!