Yesterday Hillary Clinton gave a speech advocating for every American to be automatically registered to vote when they turn eighteen. Which means that every Republican on Facebook will reflexively have to come out against expanding voting rights, as their presidential candidates predictably have begun to do.
Being negative about all things Clinton normally isn’t a problem for right-wingers. But since expanding voting rights is a no-brainer, even dedicated FOX News viewers may need some help coming up with arguments against it.
So to help them out, this Democrat has kindly come up with several anti-voting rights talking points they can use to get the right-wing hate ball rolling. Just checked the 2-3 you like best and string them together in any order to make a typical conservative argument that will obfuscate the issue and demonize liberals in the process.
__This is just an extension of the liberal entitlement society. Voting is a privilege, and if you’re too lazy to go and register to vote, maybe you shouldn’t be voting in the first place.
__Where in the Constitution does it guarantee the right to be registered to vote? Americans have the right to vote, but nowhere in the Constitution does it mention a right to be automatically registered to vote.
__If the government wants to automatically register everyone to vote, they should also automatically register everyone for a concealed carry permit. Why should registering to vote be an automatic right but you have to go to a gun store to register for that constitutional right?
__Automatic voter registration is clearly socialist since it is already used in Finland, Denmark, Germany, Italy, Norway, Switzerland, Iceland, Japan, and even Israel. And since it’s also done in Chile, it must be a little bit communist, too.
__Obama hates Israel, yet his party wants to copy its automatic voter registration system. Typical liberal hypocrisy.
__If you turn 18 and want to buy a gun, you have to go through a lengthy waiting period and background check. But under Hillary’s socialist voting plan, someone could turn 18 and vote that day! Let’s make new voters go through a 5 day waiting period to make sure they aren’t mentally unstable or terrorists plotting to vote for a radical Muslim extremist. Having a terror watch voter roll list at every polling place wouldn’t be a bad idea, either.
__Oh, so you want a terror watch voting list? What’s next, taking our shoes off to vote?!
__Why wait to register everyone at 18? Let’s just register all embryos to vote. Because no one wants to kill future Democratic voters, right?
__So how come Clinton didn’t speaking out about voting rights during Benghazi?
__Bars need to verify age before they let anyone drink. Will polling places now need bouncers? What if someone has a fake drinking ID? They could be too young to vote AND drunk! Do we really want inebriated minors deciding our next president?!
__This is clearly a way for the Clintonistas to win over Latinos and get more illegals to vote. It’s well known that illegals have large families, which means more people in Mexican families turn 18 every day. Why should an illegal alien family be allowed to have 11 voters when my family only has 3?
__Monica Lewinsky was registered to vote. How’d that help her in a Clinton Administration?
__What if my kid doesn’t want to vote? I’ll be damned if I’ll let some government bureaucrat make my son miss a day of community college just to do something he don’t wanna do. It’s bad enough they made him go to high school!
__Why don’t we just register everyone with an email address? If you’ve got five email addresses you get to vote five times. What’s wrong with that?
__What if someone ages backwards like one of those Benjamin Button disease people? How do we know when they turn too young to vote?
__I seem to remember that my mom had to register me for Kindergarten. Why is registering for stuff good enough for 5-year-olds but not 18-year-olds? When will we stop babying these damn millennials?
__If a black guy like Obama could win under the current system, why does the white chick need special help? Who’s the racist now?
__Giving government the power to register Americans for anything is a bad idea. If a tyrannically democratic government knows where all the voters are, it’d be easy for them to round us up and throw us into internment camps. If you think voting in government-run internment camps is your idea of freedom, go back to Finland where you belong!
__Drop dead and DIE, libtard !!!!!!!