This just in from the seedy news desk department: A Florida man was clobbered in the face by a stout South Carolina stripper, who evidently took offense at the fact her enormously drunk patron rolled out some brutal honesty. Hell hath no fury like a dancer derided at a jiggle joint, and 23-year-old Kyle Yeomans has the facial bruising to prove it. Life lesson learned? Perhaps.
According to a police report carried by The Smoking Gun, Yeomans, who is from Florida, was visiting the Derriere’s Gentlemen’s Club in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina early Sunday morning when the stripper became bothersome. We understand that sexy women pirouetting around can be rather irksome, so it’s with good cause that this dude dished out a little fitness advice.
The report says the stripper was “annoying [Yeomans] and that she kept trying to talk to him and he was tired of it.” Yeomans, who admitted to cops that he was “an 11 out of 10” drunk, “told the dancer that she should go to the gym and lose weight.” For that, she reached offstage and started smacking him in the head.
When later asked to identify the sulky and acerbic stripteuse with the solid right, Yeomans said she was a white gal, black hair, around 120 pounds and you know, she had a “muffin top.”
The report then says that Yeomans was dragged out by Derriere’s bouncers who, in his opinion, were “unnecessarily rough with him.” Police said that Yeomans’ facial injuries were “consistent with his statement of being struck,” and that the blows were worsened because she “was hitting him while wearing a ring.”
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